If you love noise, this is the building for you

If you love the below points, this is the building for you in Manhattan. If not, there are far better options out there 1. Do you love windows that are so poor that you can hear people talking on the street below even on the highest floors ? 2. Do you love getting woken up in the middle of the night by loud exhausts from cars/motorcycles/emergency sirens racing down 96th st to join Henry Hudson parkway ? 3. Do you love banging and drilling on your walls the whole day due to facade work that never seems to end ? 4. Do you love having water shutdown frequently due to plumbing problems ? If you say yes to all of the above, welcome to 230 Riverside Dr.