The Link Board: Now playing off Broadway!

Run, don't walk, to the Link Condominium. Not only will you get a fabulous apartment with spectacular views, but the best entertainment off Broadway. Tonight's premiere of the Faux Board Election, Sequel # 3, was a winner, folks! See the Board President, a cranky old goat with obvious erectile dysfunction issues, declare to the crowd, "I will be your leader forever." See the Board vice-president,... [more]

Run, don't walk, to the Link Condominium. Not only will you get a fabulous apartment with spectacular views, but the best entertainment off Broadway. Tonight's premiere of the Faux Board Election, Sequel # 3, was a winner, folks! See the Board President, a cranky old goat with obvious erectile dysfunction issues, declare to the crowd, "I will be your leader forever." See the Board vice-president, a perfume sprayer at Saks, regale you with his decorating tips. See the Board secretary, a 250-pound woman (we're being kind here), complain about the stinky smell from her toilets. TMI! And the other two stooges. The big tall one who has regular hissy fits. The mute one who does not speak. And the best part is, you don't have to buy tickets to this show. Just buy at the Link! The big tall one has his unit for sale. Run, don't walk. [less]